Psssst…
I have a secret! My sister’s boyfriend is proposing to her this weekend!
Downton Abbey Parody of the Day: At last, the new hair heir to “Downton Sixbey” is revealed – Jimmy Fallon and Co. return with Episode 2.
(Not Safe For Work — unconventional heirs.)
As a person who loves Downton Abbey, I feel like you would appreciate this, Lee. Happy Friday!
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OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER!
GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!
I feel like Laura and Layla might have this kind of conversation.
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Tagged
Oh my goodness…..I was tagged by the wonderful Fernanda! I have never done one of these on tumblr……so what the hell (I’m stealing this, Jules, because I’m the same way, lol)
Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them
1. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
I had a “grown up” (like, she wasn’t a cub) Nala doll (from the Lion King). I took her everywhere.
2. Name three things that are on your bucket list.
1. Visit Africa (Egypt, Kenya, South Africa, Morocco, etc.); 2. Spend New Years in Time Square (I know!…); 3. Have kids
3. Favorite TV Character ever?
Either anyone from Friends or Gregory House
4. If you could have any super power what would it be and why?
I’d like to be able to fly or hear what people are thinking.
5. If you could have dinner with three famous people living or dead - who would you choose and why?
John Mayer, the reasons for which are pretty obvious; Lucille Ball because she was hilarious and smart;
6. If you could live at any other point in time, what time would you choose and why?
I kind of feel like I was supposed to be born back in the early 1900s or late 1800s.
7. What do you want to be remembered for?
I want to be remembered for being intelligent, funny and always there when I was needed.
8. You are on death row - what’s your last meal?
Chicken fajitas, really good tacos, biscuits and gravy, potatoes, scrambled eggs, my mom’s coffee cake and apple pie.
9. Do you have any superstitions?
Yes
10. What was your favorite Halloween costume ever?
When 2 of my close friends and I dressed up as The Superfans from SNL.
11. What is one wish you have for your future?
To have happy children
12. If you had to recommend me a book I must read, what would it be?
Unbrokenby Laura Hilldenbrand. It is amazing. The man in the book goes through some unimaginable things and just when you think it’ll get better for him, it gets worse and he STILL makes it through. I just couldn’t believe it.
13. What’s your biggest fear?
Right now? Dying, which is a problem since it’s one thing that won’t be able to avoid, just hopefully delay.
14. Name three of your current favorite TV shows?
House, The New Girl and Community
15. What cancelled TV show do you miss the most?
House! It’s not technically over yet, but I already miss it because it ends tomorrow.
16. What TV show do you think that should be cancelled?
Whitney
17. What’s your current go to song? One that will make you feel better no matter what?
“We Found Love” by Rihanna
18. What are you most excited about right now? I’m going to be an auntie in about 2 months!
19. What’s your ideal first date?
Something casual with delicious food and good conversation (preferably a lot of laughs).
20. If you had the opportunity to relive a day of your life, what would that be?
I wish I could have been there when we put our dog Annie to sleep to say goodbye.
I also wish I’d been able to visit my cousin when she first went into the hospital before she went into a coma. I’d have liked to talk to her one more time.
21. Think movies. In which one would you like to live?
That’s hard. Maybe Bridesmaids or The Sound of Music.
22. What’s your life’s motto?
Everything happens for a reason
I can’t think of 11 questions. And any of my followers (though there are few) are welcome to do this.
‘Stories have changed, my dear boy…There are no more battles between good and evil, no monsters to slay, no maidens in need of rescue. Most maidens are perfectly capable of rescuing themselves in my experience, at least the ones worth something, in any case.’
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Acid Burned Dog Delivers 8 Puppies: all to die
Humble, Texas: Some monster burned this beautiful dog with acid. Mamasita wound up at the Humble Animal Control and delivered eight beautiful puppies. She is a great mom, trying to keep her babies safe. Sadly, the Humble Animal Control does not adopt out pit bulls. Humble is located a few miles north of Houston, Texas.
This tiny shelter does not have resources and backing, but tries very hard for the animals in their care. A dedicated officer built Mamasita a whelping box for her puppies.
The only chance Mamasita and her puppies have is to be pulled by a rescue group. Please share Mamasita’s story in hopes that she and her family can be rescued.
Contact: Tammy 713-320-1108
RRR4POOCHES@AOL.COM
Humble Animal Control
240 Dennis St.
Humble, Texas 77338
Phone: (281) 446-2327
Source: examiner.com




